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Harry Potter & the Disney Corporation

His quick breath emanated from his warm body into the cold, chilly air. All was quiet and this was why he did not speak. Besides, if he did speak, he would instantly be arrested by several police officers who would put him in small cages and feed him some type of food which is commonly referred to as bologna.

Crouching in the bushes, actor Daniel Radcliffe checked his watch and realized the time. It was near midnight, and that meant soon he would be discovered by police officers who would arrest him and put him in a small cage and feed him some type of food which is commonly referred to as bologna.

After a few minutes, several police officers clad in strange blue suits drew wands from their side and threatened to shoot Daniel Radcliffe if he did not eat bologna and come with them. A man’s shout stopped them though and the director of the twentieth installment in the Harry Potters movie series walked onto the set of Harry Potter and the Disney Corporation.
“No, no, no. You’re only supposed to say ‘Come with us’, not ‘Eat bologna’! Did you even read the scripts?” A nod from each head on the set confirmed to the director that this film was a complete disaster.
“I quit!” He said and walked off the stage. A relieved look spread over Daniel Radcliffe’s face and he too walked off the set of Harry Potter and the Disney Corporation leaving four thirty old men clad in strange blue clothing with false wands and dumbfounded faces.

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